im a racecar driver baby

so yeah my mom taught me how to drive and she is very good and very pretty and this is her car and i adore the car it is like a rocket under me

i have a crap ford taurus that my pops made me get because i crashed my grand am really badly and then needed to buy something and now i have a family car and wahhhhhh

goddamn the worst part is that my wife drives the taurus so i sit around with nowhere to go because im in a hirise building which is like a cloistered cave

no wonder im such a cool dude on the net, this kind of living does that to a person