i call my mother-in-law 'mumu' because i think its freaking hilarious and so in this vid she gets a little miffed because im such a lazy ass and im doing squat for the wedding -- i figure my job is staying cool and relaxing so everything goes well, dont you think?
I had a wedding when I was 25. What a pain in the ass. Least enjoyable day I ever spent with the family (mine or hers). My wife got so dolled up, I barely recognized her. I thought I was marrying someone else. Turned out I was. Then my uncle Otto found the dope brownies and he almost ate them all before we beat him to a pulp. My mother bitched to everyone about what an ungrateful son I was. I still am. They made me buy and wear a cordoroy suit. Woosh, woosh. The best part was driving away. I took my new wife to a Number Theory conference where we met some very large numbers; primes, I think. Eventually, we returned home and then moved away without telling anyone and my wife took up a day job as a computer operator and started to learn to program. She liked assembler more than C. I liked that about her, but I felt a need for a relationship with a higher-level language and so I eventually left her and spent many years pursuing women with a knowledge of C++ and eventually remarried, this time to a woman who knew Java. Instead of having another wedding, my new wife and I refactored our old ones using a Facade pattern from the Gang of Four. A great time was had by all.
What are you doing cheating on me already??? Get off your lazy ass and help them damnit! You are just so darn adorable. I'm so glad we're friends. Just having you in my life makes my days brighter, my life happier, blah blah blah. You rock dude! Congrats on the wedding. I'm so happy for you both.
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I had a wedding when I was 25. What a pain in the ass. Least enjoyable day I ever spent with the family (mine or hers). My wife got so dolled up, I barely recognized her. I thought I was marrying someone else. Turned out I was. Then my uncle Otto found the dope brownies and he almost ate them all before we beat him to a pulp. My mother bitched to everyone about what an ungrateful son I was. I still am. They made me buy and wear a cordoroy suit. Woosh, woosh. The best part was driving away. I took my new wife to a Number Theory conference where we met some very large numbers; primes, I think. Eventually, we returned home and then moved away without telling anyone and my wife took up a day job as a computer operator and started to learn to program. She liked assembler more than C. I liked that about her, but I felt a need for a relationship with a higher-level language and so I eventually left her and spent many years pursuing women with a knowledge of C++ and eventually remarried, this time to a woman who knew Java. Instead of having another wedding, my new wife and I refactored our old ones using a Facade pattern from the Gang of Four. A great time was had by all.
im a bloogger now- my bro whose getting married and all grown up? ya right that'll never happen
Hey Ro!
What are you doing cheating on me already??? Get off your lazy ass and help them damnit! You are just so darn adorable. I'm so glad we're friends. Just having you in my life makes my days brighter, my life happier, blah blah blah. You rock dude! Congrats on the wedding. I'm so happy for you both.
God bless and Namaste'
Cheryl Shuman
hehehee
good luck with the evil mumu!
your mumu may be mean, but mine is crazeeeeeeeeeeee
c c c crazeeee
love me , love the ppl , and make a new vlog.
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